Comments on: Slogans for crap English schools http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/tesol/crap-english-schools/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:17:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Alex Case http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/tesol/crap-english-schools/comment-page-1/#comment-3405 Alex Case Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:50:39 +0000 http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/?p=1134#comment-3405 Loved 40 and 42. Keep 'em coming! Loved 40 and 42. Keep ‘em coming!

]]> By: Coog http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/tesol/crap-english-schools/comment-page-1/#comment-3403 Coog Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:22:35 +0000 http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/?p=1134#comment-3403 37. "Everybody in charge is good-looking and speaks some English" 38. "Who needs expertise when there's money to save?" 39. "Our very talented translators and secretaries are there to tell everybody how English REALLY should be taught." 40. "You love the 80s? Welcome to our institute! With our original 80s teaching methods AND books you can live your favourite era all over again!" 41. "We are family. Say Hi to your new mother-in-law!" 42. "No room, no chairs, no books? Why not pay for a chat in the hallway. It's in ENGLISH!!" 43. "From 0 to TOEFL in 6 months? NO PROBLEM!!" 44. "No homework, no studying, just come to our classes once a week and you'll be fluent in NO TIME. Guaranteed!" 37. “Everybody in charge is good-looking and speaks some English”
38. “Who needs expertise when there’s money to save?”
39. “Our very talented translators and secretaries are there to tell everybody how English REALLY should be taught.”
40. “You love the 80s? Welcome to our institute! With our original 80s teaching methods AND books you can live your favourite era all over again!”
41. “We are family. Say Hi to your new mother-in-law!”
42. “No room, no chairs, no books? Why not pay for a chat in the hallway. It’s in ENGLISH!!”
43. “From 0 to TOEFL in 6 months? NO PROBLEM!!”
44. “No homework, no studying, just come to our classes once a week and you’ll be fluent in NO TIME. Guaranteed!”

]]> By: Alex Case http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/tesol/crap-english-schools/comment-page-1/#comment-3401 Alex Case Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:20:35 +0000 http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/?p=1134#comment-3401 Oh, go on- do! Especially laughed at 26,27, 30 and, best of all, 28 Oh, go on- do!

Especially laughed at 26,27, 30 and, best of all, 28

]]> By: Jim http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/tesol/crap-english-schools/comment-page-1/#comment-3400 Jim Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:59:15 +0000 http://www.tefl.net/alexcase/?p=1134#comment-3400 26. "We recycle you old English books too." 27. "Tests?" 28. "Conversation classes: if you are not confident… just don’t speak." 29. "Our busses will take you to piano class too." 30. "We do not use computers because that is not our ‘style’." 31. "We have video cameras in every classroom, so everybody can see." 32. "Is the teacher White? Is he from the US? Is he under 27? No we don’t need an interview, just send him over." 33. "We fire our foreign teachers after 11 months to save money." 34. "We don’t hire qualified teachers, they may want to make us teach something." 35. "Our foreign teacher works well with the local teachers, he has spent the night with each." 36. "Our English books are very colorful." I think I have been a teacher for too long… I could write 100 in no time. 26. “We recycle you old English books too.”
27. “Tests?”
28. “Conversation classes: if you are not confident… just don’t speak.”
29. “Our busses will take you to piano class too.”
30. “We do not use computers because that is not our ‘style’.”
31. “We have video cameras in every classroom, so everybody can see.”
32. “Is the teacher White? Is he from the US? Is he under 27? No we don’t need an interview, just send him over.”
33. “We fire our foreign teachers after 11 months to save money.”
34. “We don’t hire qualified teachers, they may want to make us teach something.”
35. “Our foreign teacher works well with the local teachers, he has spent the night with each.”
36. “Our English books are very colorful.”
I think I have been a teacher for too long… I could write 100 in no time.

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