TEFL World Presidential Elections 2008 Update
As the mudslinging in the election really seems to be starting, I feel I have to make a statement on the absolutely untrue rumours spread by the famously right wing host on KYTEFL Radio. Let me make this very clear-
I did not have TEFL relations with that woman!
You can be assured that my lawyers (Soars, Harmer, Swan and Soars) have been informed of this gross slander and are preparing a case to go before the TEFL High Court as we speak.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I know - it was with a man! Actually, it’s all lies, really - cos I saw you shaggin’ that Kate tart, your Right Hand (Wo)Man!! And I’ve got the video tape to prove it!!!
Anyway, now we know why you keep that KY gel hidden in your drawer at work? It comes in very useful as a bit of realia when you do those ‘extra classes’ you volunteer to give the little ones, dunnit!
You should be ashamed of yerself, a man of your age, … even if you are a Tefler!
October 19th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Naturally I have to register my denial of Sandy’s claim as well…it will all be resolved of course once all the evidence has been put before the high TEFL court.
I can only allude to a Sandy scandal which will soon break…just wait….
October 19th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Look, if there’s to be a scandal concerning me, I want to know about it first, OK? Anyway, it all happened a long time ago, and under the influence of certain hypnotic and psycho-tropical substances that I was forced to ingest. Really.
Now I’m squeaky clean. Look, I’m a teacher - trust me, OK?