Slogans for crappy English schools Part Three

96. “Sick of our dirty classrooms? Home lessons available for just 50% more!”
97. “And your thought only pizza delivery boys would travel all the way to your house！”
98. “Our 100th international branch right here in your town is in a newer building than our Rome branch, less expensive than our London branch, more flexible than our Frankfurt branch, cleaner than our Naples branch, and with more polite staff than our Paris branch”
99. “We make illegal copies so you don’t have to”
100. “New classroom especially for one to one classes (look for the sign saying “broom closet)”
101. “Our lack of windows and posters means you won’t be distracted”
102. “Special challenge - Can you read all the rude words scratched into the desk by 30 years of students?”
103. “Try our conversation class with a real cockney teacher- now with extra swearing!”
104. “In response to student feedback last year, all our teachers are now given free deodorant and toothpaste”
105. “We’ve fixed the wobbly table in classroom four! Now we know how to do it, we should be able to fix the other 12 in no time”
106. “Now with coloured chalk!”
107. “The doctors all said it was impossible to teach with Alzheimers, but John is determined to prove them wrong”
108. “Now officially free of cockroaches/ rats/ asbestos/ teachers who are North Korean agents”
109. “We passed the health and safety/ education board/ British Council inspection! Phew!!”
110. “All photos in the school brochure copyright Corbis/ 1991″
111. “There are always new faces at our school (because the staff and students leave)”

Tags: Home lessons, Humour, Lists, One to one classes, Professionalism

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