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Sustainable TEFL blogging Part One

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I really should wait until I’ve been blogging for 3 or 4 years before I presume to give lessons to the overly keen and/ or angry TEFL bloggers who have quit the game recently, but haven’t got anything else to write about since I got the whole professionalism thing off my chest, so here goes anyway:

Sustainable TEFL blogging uses most of the rules of ecological sustainability, and here they are:

  1. Save energy
  2. Recycle
  3. Use second hand goods

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Still teachers run deep

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Still ruminating on the details my next big post, which will be “Why you should take the latest TEFL research with several buckets of salt”, but thought I should reassure my faithful reader(s?) that I haven’t abandoned you in the TEFL wilderness in the same week as Katie from TEFLlogue found a good man and hung up her TEFL blogging boots for good.

While I have been maintaining radio silence on TEFLtastic, I’ve been busy working on my two new blogs, JapanExplained (of which the English Words from Japanese explained, Japanese Education Explained  and Japanese Company Names Explained pages might interest TEFLers and other language buffs) and QuoteJapan. I’ve also written loads more new stuff for UsingEnglish.com and put new Medical English worksheets and Business English and ESP games and worksheets here on TEFLtastic, including most as pdf for easy killing of trees with the photocopier.

You’ll be most excited to hear, though, that I will soon be available in your pocket. I’ll let your imaginations go on that one for a while before I give any details…

Talking of the power of imagination, I actually have no evidence at all on Katie de Teflogue’s love life, but the TEFL world needs some good gossip I reckon. I’m picturing her man coming into the English school halfway through class, picking her up and sweeping her out of a life of drudgery like Richard Gere in “An Officer and a Gentleman” (as also featured in the Simpsons episode where Marge takes bowling lessons)…

The best of TEFLtastic 2007 Part One

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

This was supposed to be a self-congratulatory post to pat myself on the back for a good 6 months of TEFLtasticking, but I must be getting sentimental in my old age and/ or around Xmas, because instead I’d like to give my TEFL Oscar acceptance speech and thank everyone else involved:

I’d like to thank:

-All the people who are responsible for the 60,000 views or so there have been in 6 months, including the person who searched for “alex case for hamster” on Christmas day, and if that means just 6 people viewing 10,000 times each I’d like to thank each of you even more…

- Anyone who has written any of the 450 comments, especially those who answered questions from readers (more questions always welcome) and those who made me chuckle

- All the blogs who have linked to me or mentioned my stuff, especially if there are any who I haven’t paid back because their mutual link has got lost in my mess of a links page

- Whoever the people at Wordpress might be doing whatever it is they might do that somehow makes it possible to do this

And a special mention for my guest writers (please have a click and a read if you have’t read their posts yet, it makes a very nice break from me waffling on) Katie from TEFLlogue for writing about “When I am TEFL President” and Do’s and Don’ts in Bosnia, Kaithe for writing about being Troubled in Tunisia, Sharon for writing about Eastern Europe when it really was an adventure, and Laurent from lo-la.co.uk on passing as and improving on a native speaker English teacher in Japan.

And finally a huge thank you to the editor of TEFL.net, who first suggested me starting a blog in June this year, for which my eternal gratitude should more than make up for the curses he gets from my fiancee, who I guess should also get a thank you for putting up with it. And thanks to my agent, my hairdresser, my make up artist, my stylist, I love you guys, sob sob sob, wave to the crowd (this speech still needs some work I think, all done much better by John Cleese)

Guest writer number one- Do’s and Don’ts for Bosnia etc.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Katie from www.tefllogue.com must be trying to get herself into the Guinness Book of TEFL Records (which sounds like the title of another post to me!) , because after being the first person to review TEFLtastic she is now our first guestwriter too. Now, without any further ado, here she is, give her a big welcome round of applause ladies and gentlemen, it’s Kaaatiiieeee:

Do’s and Don’ts for Bosnia and the rest of Eastern Europe

I heard that teachers are beating down the TEFLtastic door with requests for information on Eastern Europe, especially Bosnia.  So I thought I could help out by sharing a few hard-earned do’s and don’ts for Bosnia and its region.

Do go there!

Do try local foods.  In Bosnia, try cevapcici [which I’ve heard described somewhat unappetizingly in English as “skinless sausages”] with kajmak [its mottos are: “The Most Difficult Cheese to Translate” and “Actually, Not a Cheese At All!”], and pita [pick one at a time: meat / cheese / spinach / potato pie].

Don’t eat these food every day.

Don’t drink boza. http://www.tefllogue.com/the-teaching-life/whats-that-thing-in-bread-that-grows.html

Do ask locals to tell you jokes.  Bosnia may be the only country in the world where people are okay with laughing at themselves. Rest assured there are plenty of general jokes, so you don’t have to be in the position of laughing at Bosnians.  Don’t accept it when they say they cannot translate these jokes. 

Don’t think too hard about why DVD’s at the outdoor market might cost €2..just stock up!

Do make sure you do everything right with your metro ticket in Budapest, because they will seek you out, find you and fine you if you don’t.  Public transportation systems in other cities, most of which use the honor system, vary in their “ticket inspector aggressiveness” level…but you probably will get caught if you don’t stamp your ticket.  Not worth it.

Don’t assume that what you can read or google about Bosnia or other countries in ex-Yugoslavia reflects the views of people who actually know the country.  Some of it might; but stereotypes about this region and its people are unfortunately a dime a dozen. 

And a few for teaching:

Do try to speak the local language once in a while in class – a well placed and correctly pronounced “egeszsegedre” goes a long a way in Hungary!  And if you mess it up, that’s funny too.  Local language grammar may be a hurdle, but people everywhere like it when take the time to learn to pronounce their names correctly.  I’ve even reached the conclusion that, once you learn their basic pronunciation rules, Eastern European surnames are easier to pronounce as a group that surnames in the US.

Don’t expect anything less than a cloud of second-hand smoke during class breaks or if you join your students somewhere after class.  You’ll get used to it.

Do know that, while I suspect cheating happens fairly equally throughout the world, it seems to take the tone of “we’re all helping each other, I can’t let my classmate fail” in former socialist countries.

Do take of your shoes or at least offer to when you visit a home anywhere in Eastern Europe…but don’t assume those who remove shoes are necessarily adhering to any ancient tradition other than “keep the pretty carpet clean”.

Do visit residential neighborhoods out of the center; there is nothing quite like gigantic socialist high rise apartment buildings against a stunning mountain backdrop.

Thanks to Alex for giving me this opportunity to spread the word about tips in this region!  I hope it serves to address the mad rush for Eastern Europe info.