A special code for remembering students’ details
May 14th, 2012A lot of teachers write words next to student names on the class register to remember who they are, but there can be problems with using whole words such as students seeing what is written and being offended. A personal code, however, can soon be forgotten and is no use to teachers who are covering and taking over classes. My school are therefore working on a code to be used by all teachers, and this is what we’ve come up with so far:
WCASBLT? – why can’t all students be like this?
PTT – pleasure to teach
SCA – slight Cockney accent
SANCBMFC – smiling and nodding could be mistaken for comprehension
DB – dragon breath
ITC – immune to correction
F – flirt (so remember to take that into account when grading)
FTSTNT – fail them to save the next teacher
KODFP – kiss of death for pairwork
FBI – fluent but incomprehensible
UFI? – up for it?
WILCTO – what idiot level checked this one?
TCFS – too cool for school
A? – attractive?
OBM – odd birth mark
ATTVB? – allergic to the verb “be”?
TSFTBT – too stereotypically French to be true
SI – strange idioms
SSOALLFSWE – surprisingly strong opinions about language learning for someone who’s Elementary
TDPMEFT – they don’t pay me enough for this
RGQ – random grammar questions
CIRBTTSTYA? – can it really be true they spent two years abroad?
Can you improve or add to the list?
More on learning student names here.
